John A few years back In a Toastmaster International Speech contest my speech was based on this story, then a 5-7 minute speech. This day Jan. 15, John was called to appear before the town council, in the Town of Nowhere. That morning John was slightly unstable as he stood before the Council. The Mayor said, John, you were invited here for this special award ( John was overwhelmed he had never received an award) John we the town of Nowhere would like to thank you for the laughs, and free meals, and overnight stays, and memories. We present you with this beautiful plaque. John shook hands with the Council, then the Mayor; as John turned to leave the Mayor stood and as John turned, he said t with his finger raised in the air, this will be your last night in the town of Nowhere. If you haven't realized by now, John was the town drunk. Then he headed out to his favorite tavern for the party in his honor. John drank beer after beer, no one had ...